Klingon Yo Momma
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Klingon Yo Momma

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SoSlI' je! Klingon 1: Your momma's so ugly, Captain Kirk won't even sleep with her. Klingon 2: Yeah, well, your momma's so fat, we can't go near Nibia with her on the ship, cause she'd pull all its moons out of orbit. Klingon 1: Yeah, well, your momma has a smooth forehead! Klingon 2: *silence* That's right. It's the insult to end all insults, Hab SoSlI' Quch. Now available on a t-shirt! Special thanks to Dr. Lawrence M. Schoen, Director of the Klingon Language Institute, who set our Klingon orthography straight. "Hab SoSlI' Quch!" in tlhIngan Hol on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. ThinkGeek cannot be held responsible for any actions resulting from you wearing this shirt, up to and including death by bat'leth.
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