My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels
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My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels
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"Saját légpárnás tele van angolnák." - "my hovercraft is full of eels" in Hungarian Basic Hovercraft Safety Guidelines Wear hearing protection in your hovercraft at all times. Your hovercraft is amphibious, but you are not. Every member of a hovercrafting party should wear a personal floation device. In the unlikely event of an unplanned water exit, reboard the craft with a minimum of flailing so as to keep your other party members afloat. Should your hovercraft suddenly become full of eels, remain calm. Remember: they are just as scared of you as you are of them. Eels are migratory creatures. They may have hitched a ride temporarily to get a break from all that swimming. Some larger eels can grow over 13 feet in length, so it might take only a few eels to entirely fill your hovercraft or it could be several hundred. Eel blood is exceptionally toxic. Thrashing about is only more likely to expose you to the toxin. Hoist the international maritime flag for "my hovercraft is full of eels," and help should be along shortly. "My hovercraft is full of eels." in white on a military green, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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